snorlaxatives:

shufflesavwidit:

snorlaxatives:

cigarettes are soooo nasty

LOL, howabout no

you put up a compelling argument

deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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euo:

"Random thoughts for Valentine’s day, 2004: Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.”
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) dir.  Michel Gondry

euo:

"Random thoughts for Valentine’s day, 2004: Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.”

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) dir.  Michel Gondry

beinggigantic:

s/s ‘14

epicsovereign:

yo im selling this alpine sofa. starting price is 2400 bells inbox me if youre interested

epicsovereign:

yo im selling this alpine sofa. starting price is 2400 bells inbox me if youre interested

urqa:

amaz

naninoojo:

eatmashimaro:

found a children’s book about butts today

welcome to my kingdom 

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

imran-suleiman:

Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic gets close and personal with a lion.

myotpisgay:

i-make-doodles-lol:

hey look

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it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing